Flirt Signs 2006 : Public Transport

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Flirt Signs 2006

Subject: PUBLIC TRANSPORT

1. Lets say you are in a Public Transport (FX/Shuttle Service /Metro Trains) and you were able to spot a Cute Hunky Guy Who you suspect is a discreet homosexual...You want to know if he is PLU? (People Like Us)

Flirt Solution 01: All you have to do is utter the words " JEEEEZ!" in a discreet manner (most people tend to be upset if caught in a traffic, or maybe running late for school or work) so normal people don’t just say JEEZ when upset especially a STRAIGHT GUY unless he is Coniotic Guy... It is more like magic word...an ID WORD for Discreet Bi's.... You will not look stupid when you do these...It will spare you the shame!

Flirt Solution 02: If the guy is also a PLU (People Like Us), he can confirm it by doing the " Clearing Throat Technique TWICE" (in a discreet and natural manner pls!). When the other party does this technique, you can now confirm that he is a PLU. So do you think you look stupid doing it? Well its more natural than doing stupid gestures that can be mistaken as mannerism!

Flirt Solutions 03: If one is not interested to the other party (say, maybe he is not your type). What you need to do is very simple...just look or glance @ him and do the" NO NO” nodding in a discreet manner (a sign of lack of interest) This is the "Flirting Termination Stage" BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME!

Flirt Solutions 04: BUT if the guy is interested, you need to exchange number discreetly as soon as possible.
HOW? Say the exact words " You are John's Brother am I right? Or you can simply use the Filipino translation of it... Then followed by, "I cannot contact him anymore Do u happen to have his new number?"(You can also do the Filipino translation). So now, the people around you might think you know each other...(applicable only if you are traveling alone)... It is now your chance to exchange number before its too late.

NOTE: You really have to do this as quickly as you can. And you have to mention the name JOHN, why the name JOHN? It is common and easy to remember, and it serves more like a password hehehehe)

Now you can start doing it by passing this message to your friends who are discreet homosexuals.